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Haxa is an unsung hero, an undiscovered genius...and an unknown quantity. It is because Haxa is such an unknown quantity that his heroism goes unsung and his genius undiscovered. Some people will blow their own trumpets from the highest hill even when those trumpets are battered and badly out of tune. Haxa is rather the opposite. No matter how bright the light inside him shines, he will always find a bushel big enough to hide it under. Haxa wants to be thought of as stable, steady and solid.
He tries his best to do what the world expects of him, he wants to be a trooper - a loyal, reliable, down-to-earth kind of character. In the attempt to give this impression Haxa strives to be modest, restrained and realistic. He almost succeeds. Through diligent effort Haxa manages to persuade himself and the rest of the watching world that he is a known quantity. At best he will allow himself to be known for his talent in one particular area or for his courage with regard to one particular topic. The trouble is Haxa is a Capricorn and Capricorns, despite all that some astrologers say, are always unknown quantities.
Deep down inside Haxa yearns to be wild and crazy, footloose and fancy-free. He wants to break the rules, question convention and court controversy. Only one thing stops him - a little voice in the back of his head that says "Excuse me, who do you think you are? That's not the kind of activity that Haxa can get away with." If you want to be a true friend to Haxa you must encourage him to ignore that voice. He will love you for it and he won't need much encouraging. Haxa was born to be brilliant. He was destined to be daring. One day he will realize this and then...the world had better look out.
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Posted by: Michael | Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 07:13 AM
Jemi is an energetic Aries with an irrepressible zest for life. When you need a problem solving or a decision making, Jemi is the ideal candidate for the job. If you are ever worried about how to handle something - or you need someone you can absolutely rely on - Jemi will be the first to stride forward boldly declaring "Don't worry we'll soon sort THIS out."
And, what's more, he will.
Jemi is not the kind of person to issuean empty promise. What Jemi says Jemi does - regardless of the consequences! That's part of the trouble. Jemi just doesn't know how to play the game of 'consequences'. He likes to live for the moment. He likes to throw himself passionately into whatever he happens to be feeling, thinking (or lusting after) right here right now. That's why Jemi usually ends up getting whatever he wants. That's also why, regardless of what he gets, he always ends up wanting something else!
It is not that Jemi is fickle, more that he is fast. Fast on the uptake, fast on the trigger, fast on his feet and fast with his thoughts. He may give you the impression of being calm, and measured but inside his head, there's a state of the art computer, processing information at the speed of light. His ideas are not the only things that can come and go in a hurry. Sometimes Jemi's moods are just as mercurial. One moment he is secretly seething, the next; perfectly poised. You can usually tell though - because Jemi rarely hides his feelings.
You can't help loving Jemi because no matter what he does or what he says you know that he has a heart as big as a mountain.
-- thank god it says i have a heart as big as a mountain instead of an ass as big as mountain ;-)
Posted by: jemi | Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:35 AM